COWspiracy

The cows know something. You're here to collect them anyway.

  You are a small green alien with a big pink saucer and zero respect for American agriculture. Beam up

  livestock. Yeet tractors at barns. Get a WANTED level so high the Army scrambles jets over

  sheep.

  Follow the trail of crystals to a certain "secret" 

can you descend into an underground lab where the government plots?    

  Rescue them both and fly into the sunset. Fail, and... honestly just try again, the farmers rebuild everything

  anyway.

  - 🐄 Cows, sheep, pigs, goats, villagers — everything fits in the beam

  - 🥏 Physics-adjacent grappling hook: swing a tank like a purse

  - 💥 Toxic barrels, red barrels, propane — the desert is 40% explosive

  - 🌈 One (1) extremely fast unicorn who does NOT want to be caught

  - 🐈‍The cat is fine. Nobody hurts the cat. You have our word.